ABOUT DRINKING: BREAKING THE RULES AND INSERTING THE BITTERSWEET INTO THE OUCH ### The Players are Auditor: Something worn and soft with something glowing and digital Chorus: Dressy Casual Lead Performer: Formal Dinner (white jacket preferred) ### To be performed vigorously in one fell swoop between two green and grey curtains with no other obstructions. ### Auditor: Let's Pretend. Chorus: GO! Lead Performer: (stage instruction - go!)